Good thing they have a kid at the front. That way you are relatively protected from accidental crashes.
I’m right there with you all the way. My wallet will never have a Google hole. Not for YouTube premium or music or storage or whatever else they are thinking of selling me that is not a physical product. I probably won’t buy anything physical from them either such as a Chromebook or a pixel phone because they are the most evil company in the world today.
I actually agree with you and I think I like it like that. It’s like our own little language that nobody else speaks.